Friday, May 21, 2010

How to buy books

Version 1:
  1. First go to the section that interests you most (Literary Fiction in my case) . Buy a few books.
  2. Now, go to the next favourite section (Fiction). Then go to the next set of interests (Sports).
  3. Now check your coupon value against the value of books purchased.
  4. Now repeat the process. (Buy books on Music, Travel).
  5. Now check against what other freebie option you have (Credit Card Points).
  6. Buy more books (Non Fiction - Geology, a book by an author whose other book you bought sometime ago and liked)...
  7. Keep repeating
Version 2: Get into bookshop. While you randomly browse and pick up books, spot a really pretty woman. Start giving her the eye when she's not looking and steal looks when she is! Pick a few books off the rack closest to you when she detects you are staring too long. Follow her when she leaves your section. Buy some more. Keep doing more of the same till she heads to the counter....

What do you think I did for my previous post? ;)



Blogger FatBoySlim said...

I will safely go for option 2

5/21/2010 10:48 AM  

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